Facebook IPO: Here is the best of the web
Hat tip to Techdirt for spotting that one. 7:11: Comedian Andy Borowitz has been firing off one-liners about the Facebook IPO since Thursday, including this gem: As for Facebook, people seem to be saying that $100B is a small price to pay to ...

Facebook: the public networks opening day
5.03 am (Pacific time), 1.03 pm (BST) - Facebooks out-of-the-park valuation has prompted plenty of snark online but this spoof letter from Zuck to investors by Andy Borowitz is among the better ones: Dear Potential Investor: For years ...

Story Of Dentist Who Removed Ex's Teeth Was A Hoax: Why We Shouldn't Have Been Fooled
This quote sounds like something conjured up by the people at the news satire website The Onion. Or the humorist Andy Borowitz. It's like a movie with unrealistic dialogue. Hard to believe a Polish dentist actually said the quotes that were ...

Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
However, slothfulness should not be mistaken for depression. In a recent edition of The Borowitz Report, comedian Andy Borowitz wrote, "With just one day until the key Republican contests in Michigan and Arizona, a new survey of likely voters indicates ...

Andy Borowitz: Digital stand-up artist
LOS ANGELES When he wrote for TV sitcoms, audience buzz or ratings might roll in over a few days. It could take several stand-up gigs to find the material that truly popped. Today, comedian Andy Borowitz types out ersatz headlines on Twitter or fake news on his Borowitz Report website and gets

Beloved tweeter Andy Borowitz on politics, Pinterest and porn
Out of all the people on Twitter, Andy Borowitz is arguably the funniest. The former television comedy writer whose credits include Archie Bunker's Place, The Jeffersons and "The Facts of Life" has recently taken Twitter by storm. The targets of his razor sharp barbs are overwhelmingly

Surprise: The Internet hates rich people
Others are teasing CEO Mark Zuckerberg himself. The comedian Andy Borowitz posted a fake letter from the 28-year-old to potential investors. It opens: "For years, you've wasted your time on Facebook. Now here's your chance to waste your money on ...

Promoted Posts Could Bolster Ad Revenue for a Public Facebook
Humorist Andy Borowitz this week circulated a mock letter from Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to investors to assure them that his business wasn't the world's greatest dot-com fail waiting to happen. "For one thing," reads the fake letter, "those bad dot ...